Tommy
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Tommy.

Tommy is the name on the games, books, cards, media, merch, collectibles, scores, and public reference pages.

Tommy The Hamburger portrait

Site shape

Everything has a place.

The Tommy pages are built to be read quickly: one page, one job, one clear next action.

Character dossier

Tommy is loud, certain, and usually two steps into a bad idea before the room catches up.

Public record

Games, books, cards, media, merch, and scores each show the part of Tommy they actually hold.

Next move

The page points you toward play, reading, collection, scores, or the separate devnet Stop Tommy game.

Short version

What to expect.

The voice is loud, but the pages stay simple. Play, read, open media, collect, or check records.

How he moves

  • Tommy talks big, takes bad angles, and keeps receipts.
  • He turns normal errands into evidence against everybody else.
  • He loses gracefully for about four seconds.
  • He somehow comes back with paperwork.

Where he shows up

  • arcade scores and achievements
  • books and chapter readings
  • cards, collectibles, merch, and media pieces
  • Stop Tommy From Dating Your Mom when you want the separate devnet game

What to do

  • Play when you want a quick round.
  • Read when you want the long version.
  • Open scores, cards, merch, collectibles, or media without digging.

Where to go

Use the full list.

Games, books, cards, media, merch, scores, and account pages are listed so nobody has to guess where Tommy put the thing.