Tommy

Historical Depravity · Episode 33

Goldman Sachs

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Tommy the Hamburger is here again, and this is Historical Depravity, where we dig up the polished bones of history, crack them open, and show you the rot they tried to dress up as greatness. They called these people kings, visionaries, captains of industry, patriots, reformers, whatever flattering bullshit helped the blood dry faster. I'm here to show you what they actually were. Goldman Sachs gets wrapped in the sleekest version of the Wall Street myth. In that story, the firm was not uniquely corrupt during the mortgage era. It was simply smarter, faster, and better hedged than the competition. Other institutions got buried by the housing collapse because they were slow or sentimental or stupid. Goldman, by contrast, saw the danger, adjusted exposure, and survived. Hard nosed, maybe ugly, but legal. Aggressive, maybe cynical, but just playing the market at a higher level than everybody else. That version is elite self flattery with a bloodless face. The real file is that Goldman occupied one of the ugliest positions in the mortgage crisis machine: creating, packaging, marketing, and moving toxic mortgage exposure while also maneuvering to profit from the same broad collapse. Myth says brilliant risk management. Reality says conflict ridden dealing, client betrayal, and a prestige culture so convinced of its own superiority that it treated the line between market cunning and moral sewage as basically decorative. And that distinction matters because Goldman's defenders love to hide inside sophistication. Once the words get dense enough, once the instruments sound abstract enough, once everything is framed as market making and positioning, people start acting like moral judgment is for peasants. But if a firm helps sell structures full of garbage while privately recognizing the rot and positioning itself to benefit from the broader implosion, then the technical language is not exculpatory. It is just the expensive accent of the same old fraud. Goldman did not create the housing bubble by itself. Fine. That is not the accusation. The accusation is that it participated in the poisonous machinery with eyes open, treated clients as counterparties to be managed rather than people owed honest dealing, and then emerged into the public aftermath with enough prestige and political insulation to survive what would have buried lesser crooks. That is the American magic trick right there. If you are rich enough, complicated enough, and connected enough, your moral filth gets redescribed as sophistication. Fuck me sideways, Wall Street loves this move. Take betrayal, run it through a few acronyms, wrap it in a conference room voice, and suddenly some newspaper asshole starts calling it strategy. The mortgage backed securities and CDO world was already rotten before the crash fully arrived. Loans of poor quality were being shoveled into structured products, ratings were helping launder risk, investors wanted yield, and the whole game depended on the fantasy that housing pain would stay containable or at least manageable long enough for everybody important to get paid. Goldman was not a naive guest at that party. It was one of the men tending the bar while quietly checking where the exits were. That is why the internal contempt revealed in later investigations matters so much. When firm employees describe pieces of the mortgage machine in terms that make it obvious they know the product quality is degrading, the moral picture sharpens. This is not hindsight purity. This is contemporaneous awareness. If you know enough to sneer privately at the underlying crap, you know enough not to market it publicly with a straight face. Abacus remains the best known receipt because it captures the whole disgusting choreography in one product. A synthetic CDO tied to mortgage performance, marketed to investors, shaped in important ways by a hedge fund that wanted to short the housing market, and sold without the level of clarity any honest counterparty would deserve. That is the sort of structure only a deeply diseased financial culture could treat as normal ingenuity. You take failing material, engineer exposure around it, let one side position for collapse, and still preserve enough formal polish that the sales process can continue. And then the defenders reach for the oldest Wall Street excuse of all: the clients were sophisticated. As if sophistication voids the duty not to quietly stack the deck. As if being an institution means you no longer count as a victim when a more prestigious institution withholds material truth and treats your money like the other end of a private joke. Goldman loved that posture because it turned every accusation of betrayal into a tutorial on how markets are rough and grown ups should know better. But everyone here is rich is not a moral defense. It is a class confession. This is one of the filthiest parts of the Goldman story. The firm did not just occupy a market where bad things were happening. It helped preserve a culture in which the highest aspiration was not stewardship, not honest intermediation, not durable finance, but domination through superior information, superior speed, and superior indifference. Once that is the culture, the client stops being a party you serve and becomes a target you outmaneuver. And Goldman's prestige made the whole thing easier. This was not some sketchy fringe shop with a cartoon villain logo. This was Goldman Sachs, one of the crowned temples of modern finance, full of elite recruits, government alumni, and institutional trust. Prestige matters in fraud because it lowers the natural immune response. People assume the famous firm must know what it is doing, must have standards, must be operating within some inner circle of serious conduct. That halo is worth a fortune, which is exactly why it can be used as camouflage. The firm's relationship to the broader crash matters too. Goldman likes the version where it merely adjusted to obvious danger faster than its competitors. But even if you grant that it shifted exposure earlier and more effectively than some others, the moral question remains: adjusted from what, exactly? From a position inside the same toxic ecosystem. From prior participation in creating and moving the very materials that later imploded. Surviving a fire you helped spread does not make you wise. It makes you lucky and filthy at the same time. Then comes the bailout reality, which should permanently wreck the self made genius story. If the system is supposedly about ruthless merit and intelligent positioning, then let the market kill the weak and praise the strong. Except that is not how it works when the strong are systemically entangled. Goldman was not just some free market champion standing tall on pure private acumen. It existed inside a state supported emergency architecture that stabilized the broader financial order when panic threatened to consume it. Once again, the public absorbed risk while private prestige survived. That is why the post crisis sanctimony was so disgusting. The same class that spent years treating itself as a priesthood of market realism suddenly had no problem relying on public rescue when the consequences got too large. And afterward, rather than genuine moral reckoning, you got settlements, hearings, outrage theater, maybe a few reputational bruises, and then the old machinery of survival. Goldman paid money, yes. Goldman moved on, yes. Goldman admitted enough to settle some matters without admitting the kind of moral stain that might make elite life truly uncomfortable. The victims here are not just institutional investors who got burned in one deal or another, though they belong in the frame. The victims are also workers, families, pensioners, homeowners, and whole communities crushed by the broader crisis these firms helped intensify. Financial crime at this altitude always tries to become abstract. But once the mortgage machine collapses, the abstraction turns into lost jobs, foreclosure, damaged retirement systems, municipal strain, and years of economic fear for people who never got a seat at the trades table in the first place. There is also a vicious asymmetry in how knowledge was distributed. Goldman and firms like it lived close to the plumbing. They saw quality deterioration, structural weakness, and the rot inside the products earlier and more clearly than the public ever could. Clients often depended on reputation, disclosure, and the basic assumption that a major institution was not quietly arranging one face for the market and another for itself. Regulators lagged, the public saw almost nothing, and households farthest from the deal table got hit hardest once everything broke. That is not just bad luck. That is a hierarchy of information built to let the powerful reposition before the blast while everyone else takes the glass in the face. And because Goldman sits so close to the bloodstream of state power, the afterlife gets even filthier. The revolving door between Goldman and government is not a conspiracy cartoon. It is a visible feature of modern American elite management. Treasury, regulatory circles, advisory structures, and Goldman culture keep passing personnel back and forth. That does not prove every specific corrupt act by itself, but it does help explain why accountability often lands so softly. When the same social class keeps governing the market and investigating the market, the punishments start sounding like negotiated etiquette. That class insulation is one of the central reasons Goldman belongs in historical depravity. The firm embodies a form of wrongdoing that wealthy societies especially struggle to name as depravity because it is committed in conference rooms, not cellars. No uniforms, no secret police, no screaming speeches. Just transactions, disclosures, hidden incentives, asymmetric knowledge, and a culture that calls betrayal making a market. But if you repeatedly help move poison through the system and then profit from the consequences while ordinary people absorb the blast, the setting does not cleanse the act. File Goldman correctly, then. File it not as the smartest house on the Street but as a prestige predator thriving in opacity, selling toxic exposure into a diseased market while maneuvering to protect itself and benefit from collapse. File Abacus not as a technical controversy but as a concentrated example of client side rot inside the mortgage machine. File the bailout and the revolving door afterlife as proof that elite finance does not simply outsmart disaster. It survives through proximity to power. And file the legacy myth for what it is: a bedtime story for rich institutions that want to imagine Goldman's role in the crisis as brilliant realism rather than morally bankrupt dealing. The firm did not merely understand the market. It understood how much ugliness it could route through the system while still emerging in a tailored suit, talking like a steward of civilization. That is not genius. That is aristocratic fraud with excellent tailoring and better lobbyists. And colder teeth. That is the depravity on record. The myth is smaller now, the stink is stronger, and the body count is still the body count. See you in the next grave I have to dig up.