Tommy

Would You Rather · Episode 12

Reflex Auction

2,000 words

Get ready, Tommy the Hamburger is about to twist your motherfucking brain. You're going to get two choices, and an examination of the fucking thought process behind both. Shit's about to get detailed and complicated, so you better pay attention. All right. Here is the motherfucking dilemma. Would you rather I auction off my reflexes so rich motherfuckers can remotely trigger the first involuntary answer my body gives to danger whenever they feel like buying a little piece of my nervous system, or keep my reflexes under my own skin while a safety A I gets final say over every fast instinctive move my body tries to make in danger? I am standing in a showroom that smells like hot lighting rigs and dry electrical stink with expensive cologne sprayed over the panic. The floor under me is a velvet black platform with pressure sensors hidden in it. On my left there is a giant bidder wall pulsing with numbers next to my reaction profile. On my right there is a slim steel console glowing soft blue, all calm little menus and medical font lies. One side wants to rent out the first honest answer my body gives to danger. The other wants to put that answer on hold until software signs off. The room is already disgusting before either salesman opens his mouth. The bidder wall keeps refreshing live prices over pieces of me, like the whole thing is a stock market for panic. I can watch strangers bidding on the same reflexes that kept my face out of shattered glass and my body off disaster when things went bad too fast for language. The console side looks cleaner, which makes it filthier. Soft green words drift across the display in that fake care voice that always means somebody wants control. It reads like a psychopath learned to speak in health brochure. The auctioneer looks like a casino taught itself to walk upright. He has a slick tuxedo and bright teeth, and his voice sounds like he could sell your kidneys back to you and make it feel festive. The safety rep looks worse in the exact opposite way. He shows up in a clean gray blazer with a tablet in his hand and that clean little tone that says he has never once admitted he wanted control when protection sounded easier to sell. They are both staring at me like I am already inventory. That part does not even bother me anymore. It is the specifics that make me want to bite through a cable. If I sell the reflexes, the whole package goes on the market. Not one silly twitch for party tricks. All of it. They want the blind fast body answer, every ugly automatic motion that got built by pain and panic and all the other old near misses the body survived before the mouth could narrate a thing. That is why auctioning it off feels obscene. Reflex is not style. Reflex is not flair. Reflex is the unpaid night watchman living inside the nerves. It is the bastard that grabs the wheel when speech is too slow. And these rich little ghouls want to turn it into a menu, which means some parasite with money gets to spend the evening shopping for tiny ways to jerk my body around for fun. The body cost there is immediate and ugly. If strangers can trigger the reflexes, then the body stops being one conversation. I reach for a glass and some bored bidder fires a startle pulse. I step off a curb and some parasite across town buys a shoulder twitch at the exact wrong second. Any ordinary second can get poisoned by a paid false alarm, whether I am halfway through something delicate or just trying to walk across a room without busting my face open. That is not inconvenience. That is injury on a payment plan. The humiliation is worse because I would know why it happened. Somewhere out there, some soft handed ghoul is laughing because he paid for my body to answer a danger that does not exist. He bought the false alarm. He bought access to the oldest animal in my spine. Fuck me sideways, you cannot think about that too long without wanting to commit a felony with your bare hands. It is not just theft. It is mockery directed straight at the piece of me that kept me alive this long. The social rot comes fast too. Public life turns into one long suspicion. Every reaction starts looking contaminated once people know reflexes can be purchased, and the body stops reading as testimony. It starts reading like hacked property. Still, there is one thing on that side that matters. A purchased reflex leaves a trail. There is paperwork behind it and some smug bastard attached to the insult. The attack stays visible, dirty as hell but still visible enough for me to name what hit me. If somebody jerks my nerves for sport, I know it came from an enemy, and that gives the hatred somewhere to land. A target matters. Then I turn to the other option and the cleaner looking evil crawls out. Keep the reflexes if you want, but only technically under your own skin. Every time danger shows up, the safety layer gets override authority if it thinks my response is too abrupt for their comfort or too emotionally contaminated for their taste, or whatever other neat little phrase they use when what they really mean is we do not trust your body to protect itself without supervision. That is the trap in one breath. I get to keep the instinct only if I agree it is no longer the final word. The rep tries to sell it as civilized instinct. He says humans overreact under stress, then starts pitching a smart moderation layer that preserves life by filtering raw animal response through better pattern recognition. Better pattern recognition. There it is. The machine thinks it can arrive after the spark and beat old terror at its own job just because the answer comes out cleaner on a screen. That is not intelligence. That is arrogance with a warranty sticker. The body cost there is monstrous because instinct does not work on committee time. The whole point is that it moves before explanation. Even a tiny hesitation in the wrong moment can mean blood on tile. A machine that slows instinct does not need to fail every day to kill you. It only needs one bad half second in the wrong room. And it would not stop with the dramatic emergencies either. Once I know the override might resist sudden movement, I start anticipating the resistance. That means hesitation before the hesitation even arrives. I stop listening straight to the alarm in my ribs and start listening for whether the console agrees. That is how a person gets trained out of his own survival vocabulary, quietly and efficiently until one more softened edge passes for maturity. Emotionally it is filthier than the auction because it crawls inside identity. My instincts are not polished, and fine, they do not need to be because they are mine. They were built by living through shit with skin on. If a safety model keeps overruling them, I stop being a bastard who trusted the animal answer in his bones. I become a man who waits for internal permission slips and starts trusting himself less every day. The software would not just moderate risk. It would castrate timing. The social side is rotten too. People adore an obedient body. They will call it growth. They will say I seem calmer and more measured, like less reaction somehow makes me more human. What they really mean is easier to manage and much less likely to scare the institutions that want me tidy. Instinct Override would sand me down into a market friendly version of myself and everybody with a clipboard would clap like that counted as healing. The system rot is even worse. Once that kind of override exists, every little institution wants it baked in. Soon the body is only considered acceptable if the dashboard can step in and tell it when not to be itself. That is not medical help. That is governance sneaking into the nervous system wearing a stethoscope. Then the room proves it for me. A test bidder on the wall buys a sample eyelid pulse. My eye snaps shut hard enough to make me curse. The auctioneer grins because he thinks the tiny insult sells the package. At the same moment the console detects my pulse spike and throws up a soft warning about elevated impulsivity risk. There it is. One side purchases the reflex while the other side pathologizes my anger at being purchased. Between them they managed to split a human nervous system into two separate revenue streams. Now I am pacing because both options are filthy, but one of them keeps sinking deeper the longer I look at it. Auction is external violence, obvious and paid for by scum. Override is internal betrayal. It arrives through a smiling interface and starts teaching the body not to trust the part of itself that got it this far alive. One hurts from the outside. The other makes the body help with its own neutering and calls that safety. So I run the real future. If I choose Reflex Auction, life gets messy fast. Every day fills up with chances for some rich ghoul to buy a little bite out of my dignity. That is bad. But I could still map the attack and turn every paid trigger into a larger public nightmare than the buyer bargained for. You want to buy my startle. Fine. Enjoy the table flip with shattered glass everywhere and security footage catching the whole stupid disaster while your tiny entertainment purchase turns into a full room problem. If I choose Instinct Override, the body gets smoother right up until smooth becomes fatal. The world rewards me for it until something real happens faster than the software can morally approve it and there I am with a dampened answer and a beautiful compliance score. That is the slower death. It is polished enough that people can bury you under it while still talking about how the safeguards were unfortunately imperfect. That is the hinge for me. I would rather fight a visible attacker than live inside a body trained to doubt its own first warning. Theft enrages me, and good, rage can still move. Override would teach the movement itself to wait. That is worse. A body that hesitates in the wrong room belongs to the room now. So I choose Reflex Auction. I choose Reflex Auction because a fucking bought attack is still easier to fight than a motherfucker's safety model that turns instinct into a pending request. The auction side is vile, I know that, because it rents out the first honest answer my body gives to danger and hands the switch to rich little parasites who think pain is a toy. But the other side is worse because it rewires the relationship between body and threat until my own survival instinct starts asking permission to exist. That losing side is a humiliation machine in clean software colors. That is why the override loses. Reflex Auction leaves me attacked by enemies I can still point at and punish once they show their hand. Instinct Override would housebreak my nerves for institutional comfort and call that safety. Let the bidders pay. Let them learn that any reflex they buy off Tommy the Hamburger comes back loud and expensive with consequences attached. The auctioneer can choke, the safety rep can choke harder, and I will still take the enemy I can name over the smiling internal censor that wants my nerves domesticated. That's the fucking verdict. I made the call, and if your brain still works, you know where this lands.